"It is Neither Proper Nor Suitable"

Shall we take a trip to the Land of the Dead? Yes? Okay then let's go. I think the best time to go to Davy Jones' Locker is when Captain Jack Sparrow went there...


One of the Hallucination Jacks is looking for some food. Ooh he found a peanut! He's about to eat it. . . BAM, and he falls down dead. And now the real Jack Sparrow is there with a pistol.
Oh my it looks as if Jack just shot his hallucination. Now Jack is eating the peanut. Good for him. Jack: " My peanut. All heartily, slacken braces!" 
Fake Jack: "Aye captain. Slacken braces." Other Fake Jack: "Step lively whether will." Other Fake Jack: "Aye aye, right away sir." Then a bunch of strange things go on with hallucination Jack's including laying eggs and lying on the floor for no apparent reason. The fake Jacks are a bit weird but at least their Jack and we were a bit short on those earlier in the movie.

Real Jack: "Mr. Sparrow?" Fake Jack: "Aye Captain." Real Jack: "What say you about the condition of this tack line?" Fake Jack: "It be proper to my eyes, sir."Jack: "Proper? It is neither proper nor suitable, sir. It is not acceptable, nor adequate. It is, in obvious fact, an abomination." Fake Jack:"Beggin’ your pardon, sir. But, perhaps if you gave man another chance…" Jack: "Shall I? [stabs rope  Fake Jack with sword] That sort of thinking got us into this mess. [To the rest of the crew] We have lost speed, and therefore time…precious time…which cannot be recovered once lost. Do you understand?" All Fake Jacks: "Aye Captain." Captain Sparrow then gets mad at his "crew" and jumps of the boat onto the sandy floor. 
He apparently thinks that rocks are tasty because right then and there he picks one and licks it.  It was not as good as he wanted so he threw the rock as far as he could behind him. Then he starts talking to himself about a bunch of nonsense. You know the Land of the Dead is very strange when you are followed by rocks, and that's exactly what happened to Jack. He turned around and found that rock again. Jack then realizes the Black Pearl is moving away from him. He quickly gets on board and sail's right to the shore where Barbossa and the crew are waiting. Tai Hung: "Impossible. . ." Gibbs: "Slap me thrice and hand me to mama!" That's Jack Sparrow for you. He always finds away to amaze you.