"Do You Think I Wear This Wig To Keeep My Head Warm?"

We first meet Lord Cutler Beckett at the beginning of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Mans Chest. He shows up with his army of red coats to find Will Turner and they do. Elizabeth: "Will. Why is this happening?" Will: "I don't know. You look beautiful." I'm not sure this is the right time for that. Elizabeth: "It's bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding." You know, when you're getting arrested it is definately not your lucky day.  Governor Swann pushes his way through the soldiers to his daughter : "Make way let me through. How dare you. Stand your men down at once. Do you hear me!" Cutler Beckett then turns around slowly. 
Beckett: "Governor Weatherby Swann. It's been too long." Not long enough, apparently.  Governor Swann: "Cutler Beckett?" Beckett: "It's lord now actually."  
Oh, you're cool.  Does this make up for the fact that your four foot two?  Governor Swann: "Lord or not you have no reason and no authority to arrest this man." Beckett: "In fact I do. Mr. Mercer?" Mr. mercer then hands Beckett the warrants and Beckett continues, "The warrant for the arrest of one Will Turner." Governor Swann looks at the document but what he sees is not what he expects. Governor Swann: "This warrant is for Elizabeth Swann." Oh, that's awkward.  Beckett: "Oh, is it? That's annoying. My mistake. Arrest her." Bummer. I was hoping they'd shoot her.  
But wait there's more: "Aha. here's the one for William Turner. And another one for a Mr. James Norrington. Is he present?" Elizabeth: "What are the Charges?"  So we just don't care about Norrington's whereabouts anymore?  That's nice, Elizabeth.  Governor Swann: "Commodore Norrington resigned his commission some months ago." Beckett: "That wasn't the answer to the question I asked." Well then Mr. Bossy Pants. Will Turner: "Lord Beckett, In the category of questions not answered." Um, Beckett asked first, just saying.  Elizabeth: "We are under the protection of the jurisdiction of the king's governor of Port Royal and you will tell us what we are charged with." Fancy words.  Governor Swann: "The charge is conspiring to set free a man convicted of crimes against the crown and Empire and condemned to death for which the. . ." Beckett: "For which the punishment is regrettably also death." 

Not good. Poor Will and Elizabeth. Now they are going to be hanged for rescuing Jack Sparrow. How is that illegal? I say it's still worth it all the way.  Any way Will finds a way to escape custody and sets out to pursue it. He and the governor rush into the prison where Elizabeth waits for him.  Guard: "He can't be here."  Governor Swann: "I think you'll find he can."  You tell him.  Guard: "Mr. Swann!"  Governor Swann: "Governor Swann, still.  Do you think I wear this wig to keep my head warm?"  Respect the wig!  Elizabeth has better things to worry about than her father's latest fashion statements.  Elizabeth: "Jack's compass? What does Beckett want with that?"  Will: "Does it matter?"  You'll find that it does.  
Will: "I'm to find Jack and convince him to return to Port Royal.  In exchenge, the charges against us will be dropped."  Weatherby objects: "No.  We must find our own avenue to secure your freedom."  Will: "Is that a lack of faith in Jack or in me?"  Take a guess. Governor Swann: "That you would risk your life to save Sparrow's does not mean he would do the same for anyone else.  Now, where is that dog with the keys?"  Elizabeth: "I have faith in you.  Both of you."  Well, Jack is a good man and Will is your fiance, so that's always good to know.  

Elizabeth: "Where will you find him?"  Will: "Tortuga.  I'll start there and I won't stop searching till I find him and then I intend to return here to marry you."  Awwwwww.  Elizabeth: "Properly?"  Will: "Eagerly, if you'll still have me."  Elizabeth: "It it weren't for these bars I'd have you already."  This is a really sweet and romantic moment between Elizabeth and Will . . . and Elizabeth's father, who awkwardly drops a candel in the background.  He just throws it on the ground.  Anyways, back to the romance.  Elizabeth: "I'll wait for you."  No you won't!  You kiss and flirt with Jack.  Will: "Keep a weather eye on the horizon."  And then he walks away, leaving Elizabeth waiting in her wedding dress.  

"We're Gonna Need That"

After saving Elizabeth, Will and the crew set sail to get as far away from Barbossa as possible. However Jack was caught by Barbossa thanks to a certain somebody who is very handy with a oar. Of course Jack being Jack convinces Barbossa that he knows who Barbossa needs to lift his curse. Barbossa isn't so happy about letting Jack live again but he really wants to eat some nice juicy apples so he agrees. Even though the Interceptor had a head start the Black Pearl catches it quite quickly. Annamaria: "The Black Pearl. She's gaining on us." Elizabeth of course thinks this is quite unproper and speaks up: "This is the fastest ship in the Caribbean." Annamaria: "You can tell them that when they've caught us." Elizabeth then has an idea. Since Interceptor is smaller than the Black Pearl so they can sail into areas with reefs that the Black Pearl can't. They just sail to the reefs and they're safe from the Pearl. However the reefs are bit far away and Barbossa is gaining on them. To go faster the crew get rid of some unnecessary items such as food. Will, seeing that the enemy is still gaining on them, tells a crew member not to get rid of the cannons. Will: "We're gonna need that." The crew have lost everything that can be loss and the Black Pearl is still catching up. Seeing that there is no hope Annamaria says, ''It was a good plan. up till now." 

Will: "Gibbs! We have to make a stand. We must fight. Load the guns!" Annamaria: "With what?" Will: "Anything. Everything. Anything we have left." The crew members follow the orders but are not very optimistic. Elizabeth must be in a very clever mood because she comes up with another plan. She has everyone drop the anchor on the right side so the ship will turn very fast and get right up by Barbossa. While the ship turned the Medallion falls down of the table it was on, and with all the chaos they all forget about it. Everyone yells fire and the battle begins. Jack is not so happy about this shooting his ship thing and decides to let them all know. Jack: "Stop blowing holes in my ship!" But something good comes from all this shooting. A cannon shot hits his cell's lock and Jack is free. YAY. Meanwhile Will realizes he left the Medallion in the lower levels and rushes to get it. However someone closes the door and will is locked in with water threatening to drown him. Jack hops on board the Interceptor and immediately finds Elizabeth and saves her. Jack: "That's not very nice." Then he punches the pirate in the face. 
Then Jack cuts to the point. Jack: "Where's the medallion?" Elizabeth: "Wretch!" Well that was not nice considering he just saved your life. Jack holds up her hand and sees the cut. Jack: "Ah. Where is dear William?" I kind of find it ironic that he just went all this way to save her and she just forgot about him. Elizabeth rushes over to Will but she is caught by some of Barbossa'a crewmen and dragged aboard the Black Pearl. Will still trapped downstairs holds his breathe and goes under. The enemy then blows up the Interceptor but Will survives. He climbs on to the Black Pearl, not really in a good mood after he just blew up their ride and points a gun that apparently has dry powder. 

Will: "Barbossa! She goes free." A little confused Barbossa says, "What's in your head boy?" Will: "She goes free." Barbossa: "You've only got one shot and we can't die." Jack helpfully reminds Will not to do any thing stupid. Will: "You can't but I can." Jack: "Like that." Barbossa: "Who are you?" Jack: "No one. He's no one. A distant cousin of my aunt's nephew, twice removed. Lovely singing voice though. Eunuch." Will: "My name is Will Turner! My father was Bootstrap Bill Turner. His blood runs in my veins. On my word do as I say, or I'll pull this trigger and be lost to Davy Jones's Locker!" Barbossa: "Name your terms." Will: "Elizabeth goes free!" Barbossa: "Yes we know that one. Anything else?" Will: "And the crew. The crew are not to be harmed." Barbossa: "Agreed." As your probably guessing Jack is a bit disappointed. Captain Barbossa makes Elizabeth and Jack walk the plank to the same island as the one Jack was stranded on before. 

"Do You Care To Interpret?"

Jack, Barbossa, Will, Elizabeth, Gibbs, and the crew almost die of thirst and heat as they try to figure out away to return to the land of the living.  As usual, it's Jack who saves the day and gets them safely back, (and into the hands of Sao Feng, but that's besides the point).  It's ironic that the crew is so intensely hot as they leave yet freezing cold as they travel to Davy Jones Locker to save Jack.

Not expecting to travel through such a cold area, the crew does not have the right kind of provisions to survive the cold.  Their boat is quite open at the top, and they've barely got any clothes.  One of Sao Feng's men even breaks his frozen toe off!  Of course, Elizabeth sits all wrapped up in a fur blanket as the rest of the crew shivers to death.  The more miserable they get, the more they wonder whether saving their beloved captain is worth all this pain.  Pintel: "No one said anything about cold."  Ragetti: "I'm sure there must be a good reason for our suffering."  Ragetti is now very concerned for being holy ever since he had a chance at dying.  What better reason than that you are going to save the best captain ever?  Pintel, however, remains quite a pessimist.  Pintel: "Why don't that obeah woman bring Jack back the same way she brought back Barbossa?"  

Tia Delma does not appreciate this kind of talk about her.  Tia Delma: "Because Barbossa was only dead.  Jack Sparrow is taken, body and soul, to a place not of death, but punishment.  The worst fate a person can bring upon himself stretching on forever.  That's what awaits at Davy Jones' Locker."  Poor Jack!  Ragetti sees my point about needing to rescue Jack.  Ragetti: "Yeah.  I knew there was a good reason."  Meanwhile, Will is having trouble using the maps to navigate them to the Locker.  It probably doesn't help his mood that his clothes and hair is frozen.  Will: "Nothing here is set.  These can't be as accurate as modern charts."  Tai Hung: "No.  But it leads to more places."  The glass is always half full.  Inspired by Tai Hung's optimism, Will continues to study the charts, turning them in every direction.  Will reads the charts alound: "Over the edge.  Over again.  Sunrise sets.  Flash of green."  
After constantly rereading the strange messages of the charts, Will takes them to Barbossa.  Will: "Do you care to interpret, Captain Barbossa?"  For some reason there is quite the edge in his voice.  As if Barbossa purposely made the charts difficult for Will to understand.  Barbossa: "Ever gazed upon the green flash, Master Gibbs?"  Gibbs: "I reckon I seen my fair share.  Happens on rare occasion.  The last glimpse of sunset, a green flash shoots up into the sky.  Some go their whole lives without ever seeing it.  Some claim to have seen it who ain't.  And some say . . ."  Pintel: "It signals when a soul comes back to this world from the dead!"  Sound familiar?  Barbossa: "Trust me, young Master Turner.  It's not getting to the land of the dead that's the problem.  It's getting back."  Well doesn't that sound reassuring?

"Rascals, Scoundrels, Villains and Knaves"

Oh my where to begin. Jack Sparrow might be the best pirate ever but he has a pretty amazing crew. Oh and some quirky nemesis'.  So i'm going to list my top 5 favorite crew members and villains. So batten down the hatches its going to be a bumpy ride.

  1. Joshamee Gibbs

Lets face it, Joshamee Gibbs is the most loyal friend on the face of the planet. Even when his captain has some pretty ridiculous plans, he just goes with the flow. And he has saved Jack's life about 100 times! But most importantly he always has a bottle of rum on hand.

2. Hector Barbossa 
 Hector plays both sides of the fence in this post and in most of the movies. Is he friend or foe? Well I think his most hilarious moments take place when he and Jack are fighting over pointless things. But his moment of glory took place when he led Jack's crew to the land of the dead and saved our beloved Jack Sparrow. But he and Jack will always fight for control of the Black Pearl. Even though we all know Jack will win out in the end.
3. Will Turner. 
Will Turner is the son of a former crew member of the Black Pearl.  Jack found him working as a sword maker's apprentice and helped him find his damsel in distress Elizabeth Swann.  At first Will didn't want to hated pirates with a burning passion, but in the end he sacrificed his new life in high English society to follow in his father's footsteps and become a pirate. He is constantly at odds with Jack but they usually figure it out after a nice long sword fight...
 4. James Norrington. 
James was an officer of the Royal British Navy. And searched long and hard for Jack Sparrow and finally captured him, But of course Jack escaped...twice. Well the Navy wasn't so happy about that and relieved him of his position, He ended up in a bar dirty and according to Jack smelling pretty bad. He joined Jack's crew; and eventually fought in one of those legendary sword fights between Jack and Will. He escaped unscathed and stole the Heart of Davy Jones, promptly took it too his former boss Lord Cutler Beckett. Later in life he sacrificed his life for his former fiance Elizabeth Swann. 

5. Elizabeth Swann 
Elizabeth is the daughter of a Governor, and used to be the sworn enemy of all pirates. Until she fell in love with one that is. But she like everyone has faults; one of the most egregious offenses was the attempted  (and partially successful) killing of Jack Sparrow. But then she and the crew saved him. She now leads the life of pirate wife to the master of the sea. But she will never forget that kiss she and Jack shared while she handcuffed him to a poll and left him to be eaten by the kraken. And neither will we...But we still love her.

"Sometimes I Just . . . Improvise"

 Jack and Barbossa are back working for the same side again.  Both are in need of the chalices for the Fountain of Youth and the death of Blackbeard.  Jack, Gibbs, Barbossa, and his crew find the Spanish camp in the middle of the night and make plans to steal the chalices.  Jack has a plan.  Jack: "Stealth over force.  I'll take it from here on account of your condition.  You don't have termites, do you?"  Barbossa disagrees; what does only having one leg have to do with things?  Barbossa: "I appreciate your concern, Jack, but I'll be keeing you company all the same.  Hold here, Lieutenant Commander.  Wait for my signal."
With that the two new allies make their way into the camp.  They swim across the river (which I assume is hard with only one leg) and hide in the forest.  Barbossa catches a glimpse of what they're up against.  Barbossa: "There.  That one.  That be the leader.  Make note of his tent because that's where . . . No, wait.  By God, that must be them right there."  They now know the location of the chalices, so they crawl through the grass to get even closer.  Barbossa, his sword out, is almost stabbing Jack with his sword as they crawl.  Jack: "Your sword smells funny."  Barbossa: "Aye.  Poison from the innards of poisonous toads.  Just a scratch, you're a dead man in minutes."  As you can imagine, Jack does not feel comfortable with a poisonous sword inches from his face.  Jack: "Would you mind pointing it the other way?  I don't like toads."  Barbossa stops crawling and stands up on his one leg.  Jack: "What are you doing?"  Barbossa: "Planning an escape route.  Isn't that how you do it?"  Jack always knows best.  

Jack: "Yes. Or sometimes I just. . . Improvise."  That sounds like a better plan.  Jack sneaks into the tent and steals one chalice as a Spaniard examines the other.  The Spaniard puts the chalice down and looks to get the next, but it's gone.  He looks back to the one he just had, and of course, Barbossa has already taken it. What a good team.  The Spaniard checks under the table, but Barbossa is already poised to knock him out with his cane.  Bye bye.  
Barbossa: "Now what?"  Jack: "We stroll out, slow and steady.  Just like we belong."  At first it seems to work, but they meet a Spanish soldier and all three draw their swords at the same time.  Then more Spaniards come, then more Spaniards come, but Jack finds away to beat them and they make there away to the forest where they find a pleasant suprise.  More Spaniards!  But this time they are all pointing rifles at them.  Gotta love them Spaniards.  The two are tied to some palm trees and left on their own.  Jack: "How's that escape route working?"  Barbossa: "Here's your chance to improvise."  Jack: "I'm attempting it."  Jack gets his hands free but he's still wrapped around the stupid tree.  So he slowly pushes his body upward.  Barbossa just watches in awe.  
Jack makes it to the top of the palm tree, he ties the rope around a coconut.  

He uses this rope/coconut thing to tie a knot around another tree.  This is some serious Tarzan stuff.  Jack somehow pulls the tree towards him, which allows the tree to catapult him through the sky and into another tree.  Well, people flying through the sky and bending trees tends to not go unnoticed.  The Spaniards set out to find the escaped priosner.  With everyone distracted, one of Barbossa's men comes and frees him from the tree.  Meanwhile, Jack starts to drop coconuts onto the soldiers and flies around on a rope, kicking them in the face.
Jack then uses his rope to tie them around the tree instead and leaves them with a courteous bow.  Jack meets Barbossa and his crew as they start to make their way out of Palm Tree Grove.  Barbossa: "I'm sorry about the chalices, Jack, but I've an appointment to keep.  I'll not be going back."  You did all that for nothing?  Good thing Jack Sparrow always saves the day.  Jack: "No need!  Shall we have a drink?"  Good old Jack ahs got the cups.  Barbossa: "We'll drink at the Fountain."  Well where's the fun in that?

"First To The Finish Then?"

In Shipwreck Cove, Elizabeth, the newly elected king of the Brethren Court, and Jack talk the nine pirate lords into declaring war against the East India Trading Company and the Flying Dutchman.  All the pirates take their places on the ship and prepare for battle.  However, things don't really go as planned when the Royal Navy ships begin to appear in the horizon.  At first it seems as though there is only one ship and the Brethren Court is sure to win, however, the ships keep multiplying until they fill the horizon, clearly out numbering the Brethren's forces.  And it being his idea to fight, every member of every crew angrily looks at Captain Jack.  

Jack: "Parley?"  Desperately, King Elizabeth takes Barbossa and Jack to a little meeting on shore to discuss their plans.  They also meet Davy Jones, Lord Beckett, and Will Turner, who lead the Navy to the Cove.  You can tell by the intense rock music playing as the two parties meet that this is not just any parley.  Barbossa, upon seeing Will with Beckett quickly blames him: "You be the cur that led these wolves to our door."  

Beckett: "Don't blame Turner.  He was merely the tool of your betrayal.  If you wish to see its grand architect, look to your left."  Barbossa looks to Elizabeth; Elizabeth looks to Jack; Jack looks to the sand.  I wonder who it could be.  Jack: "My hands are clean in this. Figuratively."  Will: "My actions were my own and to my own purpose.  Jack had nothing to do with it."  Jack likes this idea: "Well spoke.  Listen to the tool."  Then of course, Elizabeth being king now thinks what she says matters.  Elizabeth: "Will, I've been aboard the Dutchman.  I understand the burden you bear, but I fear that cause is lost."  She wants him to give up trying to save his father so he can go live happily ever after with her.  WELL TOO BAD!  Will: "No cause is lost if there is but one fool left to fight for it."  Jack finds this amusing.  Beckett: "If Turner wasn't acting on your behalf, then how did he come to give me this?"  That awkward moment when Beckett pulls out Jack's compass.  

Technically, that's all Becket and Will agreed on back in The Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest but I don't think Beckett's going to be letting anyone go any time soon.  Barbossa gives Jack a pretty hurtful look.  Beckett: "You made a deal with me, Jack, to deliver the pirates.  And here they are.  Don't be bashful.  Step up.  Claim your reward."  And all the secrets are revealed.  Jones: "Your debt to me is still to be satifisfied.  One hundred years in servitude aboard the Dutchman.  As a start."  As fun as the sounds, Jack isn't all that thrilled about this idea.  Jack: "That debt was paid, mate.  With some help [motions to Elizabeth]."  Everyone is a betrayer.  Jones doesn't buy this: "You escaped."  Jack: "Technically. . ."  

Elizabeth: "I propose an exchange."  Jack seems relieved, thinking Elizabeth is about to save his butt.  Elizabeth: "Will leaves with us . . . and you can take Jack."  Everyone on Beckett's side is satisfied with this idea, but Jack and Barbossa on the other hand aren't as excited.  Barbossa wants too keep Jack to release Calypso and Jack is just scared of Davy Jones.  Will: "Done."  It's not really you're place to make the agreement, but good to know we have your support, Will.  Jack: "Undone!"  Beckett: "Done."  Barbossa: "Jack's one of the nine pirate lords.  You have no right."   Elizabeth: "King."  Well that plan backfired.  Elizabeth likes power.  Jack bows mockingly to her: "As you command, your nibs."    Barbossa takes out his sword and cuts off Jack's piece of eight to free Calypso.  "Blackguard!" We have no idea why Barbossa screams this.  What does it mean?  Barbossa: "If ye have something to say, I might be saying something as well."  Barbossa reveals that he still plans on releasing the sea goddess from her human bonds.  Jack: "First to the finish, then?"  

Jack and Will trade places.  Let the games begin.  Davy Jones still looks at Jack like he's a meal.  Jones: "Do you fear death?"  Jack: "You've no idea."  Beckett realizes that the Brethren still plan to fight.  Beckett: "Advise your Brethren, you can fight, and all of you will die.  Of you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die."  That sounds really tempting.  Elizabeth: "You murdered my father."  Thank you for sharing that random fact with us.  Beckett: "He chose his own fate."  Elizabeth: "And you have chosen yours.  We will fight. And you will die."  Lovely. Beckett: "So be it."  Elizabeth, Barbossa, and Will slowly start to walk away back to the Brethren.  Will: "King?"  Elizabeth: "Of the Brethren Court.  Courtesy of Jack."  The irony of piracy.  Will: "Maybe he really does know what he's doing."  It's taken you this long to figure it out?

"This Ship Is Haunted"

After escaping from jail and stealing the letters of marque from Lord Beckett, Elizabeth commits another act of piracy as she becomes a stowaway on a ship leaving the port.  Lucky for her, this unusual crew isn't really the smartest gang.  She finds some of the workers clothes and disguises herself as part of the crew.  But the other men on the ship become very confused when they find her dress just laying around.  A great panic breaks out on the boat as no one can figure out what to do with this myserious dress.  The captain hears the arguing and comes to break it up.  Captain: "What's all this?  If you both fancy the dress, you'll just have to share and wear it one after the other."  

This lightens the mood of the crew a bit.  Crew member: "It's not like that, sir. (Really?)  This ship is haunted."  Captain: "Is it now?  And you?" Other crew mate: "There's a female presence amoungst us here, sir.  All the men, they can feel it."  Yes, I'm so sorry Elizabeth had to climb on board your ship.  This is rather unfortunate.  A different member: "It's the ghost of a lady widowed before her marriage.  I figure it, searching for her husband, lost at sea."  You can tell all this from a dress?  Really, you're not that far off.  She is trying to find her fiance, Will, somewhere at sea.  Other member: "A virgin too, likely as not.  And that bodes ill by all accounts."  Elizabeth usually does.  

Other member: "I say that we throw the dress overboard and we hope the spirit follows it."  Other member: "No!  That will just anger the spirit sir.  What we need to do is find out what the spirit needs, and then give it back to her."  Elizabeth, who is hiding in the crowd listening to their gambling, just laughs at their stupidity.  The captain however, knows better.  Captain: "Enough! Enough!  You're a pair of superstitious goats, and it's got the best of you.  Now, this appears to be no more as we have a stowaway on baord.  A young woman by the look of it.  I want you to search the ship and find her.  Oh, and uh, She's probably naked."  A dress or nothing, ya know what I mean?  Well this idea excites the whole crew and they all start rushing around the deck to find her.

However, they never end up sailing with Elizabeth but continue to run into problems.  The don't know where to make port and the only free port they can think of is the infamous Tortuga.  But the captain believes that Tortuga is nothing but a pirate port and refuses to go anywhere near it.   Elizabeth has different plans though, and of course she always has to get her way.  She creates a puppet with her dress and stands on the mast to manuver her trick around.  The crew, seeing the floating dress, act quickly to find the spirit.  Crew member: "She wants you to do something."  Captain: "She's trying to give a sign."  I thought you don't believe in ghosts.  Elizabeth makes the dress move around the ship more, knocking over a lamp which begins to burn oil on the wood.  The crew pays no attention to it.  Instead, they look out into the ocean.  Crew member: "Over there!  Look for a sign!"  

Elizabeth is exasperated that these idiots can't figure out her trick.  Member: "Look there!  There it is! There's the sign!"  Other member: "That's seaweed."  First member: "Seaweed can be a sign." Other member: "It looks like entrails."  Different member: "That would be a bad sign."  ELizabeth gets impatient and comes down onto the deck.  Elizabeth: "Whats that over there?"  She points to where the fire is lit.  The crew anxiously runs over to the fire, where a great suprise awaits them. Nice work Elizabeth.

"To Jack Sparrow"

Weary, dirty, and depressed, Will, Elizabeth, Gibbs, and the rest of the crew make their way back to Tia Delma's hut in the final scene of The Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest.  Except there's one really important thing missing from this crew: Captain Jack Sparrow and his beloved ship The Black Pearl.  Poor Jack, taken by the kraken to Davy Jones' Locker (thanks to a certain someone, but we don't need to point names and name fingers).  Poor crew, they're nothing without their good old crazy captain.  In Tia Delma's magical shack they commerate they loss. 
Tia Delma: "Against the cold and the sorrow.  It's a shame.  I know you're thinking that with the Pearl. you could have captured the devil and set free your father's soul."  Will: "Doesn't matter now.  The Pearl is gone, along with its captain."  Will continues to toss his knife into the wood table.  I don't think that is proper table manners when you're staying in someone's house as they serve you nice beverages.  Gibbs, being probably the closest and longest friend of the fallen captain, begans a nice speech in honor of Captain Sparrow.  What a great first mate.  Gibbs: "Aye.  And already the world seems a bit less bright.  He fooled us all right till the end, but I guess that honest streak finally won out.  To Jack Sparrow!"
Ragetti: "Never another like Captain Jack."  You would know, you helped commit mutiny on him and stranded him on an island with nothing but a gun to shoot himself.  Pintel: "He was a gentleman of fortune he was."  Except for when you kicked him off his own ship that costed him his soul to get in the first place (which is why everyone is even in the mess).  Elizabeth: "He was a good man." Stop bringing up your little inside jokes.  Will has nothing to say, because he's still pondering the kiss between Elizabeth and Jack.  So he just takes a nice drink.  Now what are they to do?  They've got no ship to return to their previous lives.  Not to mention if they wanted to the Royal Navy probably has a warrant for each one of their arrests.  They have no idea where the heart of Davy Jones' is.  And they've got no drunk captain to set them on an adventure.  It seems as though Davy Jones as won, and there's no hope left.  Will doesn't even seem happy that Elizabeth is safe, and that's saying something.  
Will then looks over at Elizabeth, who is trying to sip her drink but seems more like she's about to throw up.  Will, being the good old fiance he is, tries to cheer her up: "If there was anything could be done to bring him back , Elizabeth. . ."  Tia Delma: "Would you do it? Hmm? What would you, hmm?  What would anay of you be willing to do, hmm?  Would you sail to the ends of the Earth and beyond to fetch back witty Jack and him precious Pearl?"  Ohhh, I hear a plot forming!  Of course, good old Gibbs is the first to speak up :"Aye."  Pintel: "Aye."  Ragetti: "Aye."  Cotton's parrot: "Aye."  Even the parrot agrees, that's one committed crew.  
Then there's Elizabeth, who through her tears still thinks she's too cool to talk pirate, says, "Yes."  Will: "Aye."  Tia Delma: "All right.  But if you go and brave the weird and haunted shores at world's end then you will need a captain who knows those waters."  And the plot thickens.  Step, step, step.  Whose boots are those making giant thuds as he descends done the stair case?  It's Captain Jack Sparrow, back from the dead already.  APRIL FOOLS!  Acutally, it's none other than HECTOR BARBOSSA!  Barbossa: "So tell me, what's become of my ship?"  The down side is that with this new captain, comes the dumb monkey, Jack.  Then Barbossa bites into his nice juicy apple.