Thursday, November 3, 2011

"Idiot. He has nowhere to go but back to the noose!"

After some interesting altercations with the British Navy, Jack Sparrow is captured and is preparing to be hung, Will Turner is wearing some crazy hat and Elizabeth Swann (Turner) is engaged to James Norrington. My oh my what a great opportunity to embarrass some one and escape death!

Jack is all ready to be hung and is being read his charges;"Town Clerk: Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: Captain... Captain Jack Sparrow.
Town Clerk: ...for your willful commission of crime against the crown. Those crimes being numerous in quantity and sinister in nature...
Elizabeth: This is wrong...
Governor Swann: Commodore Norrington is bound by the law, as are we all.
Town Clerk: ...impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England...
Jack Sparrow: Oh yeah, heh heh hehAll of a sudden Will shows up in his hat, and a parrot we all know flies by. Hmm something must be going on....right? Well of course! 

 The trapdoors under the gallows drop out and Jack is hanging between life and death but good 'ole Will throws his sword for jack to balance on and saves his partners life. but come on the area is surrounded by the Royal British Navy and there is know way out. 

But oh wait what about that Elizabeth girl? Right on time she springs into action and "faints" distracting her fiance for just the fight amount of time, and Jack forms a plan. And of course it works. He And Will end up unsurrouned by Royal Navy officers and prepare to jump off the cliff but they can't leave with out jack having his final word.
"Well, I'm actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've all arrived at a very special place, eh? Spiritually...Ecumenically...Grammatically? I want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.
Elizabeth. It would never have worked between us darling...I'm sorry. Will...nice hat. Friends. This is the day that you will always remember as the day that—[Falls off]"

Oh wait what about the love of Will's life; Elizabeth? Will she choose to live the posh life with Norrington, or the rough and tumble life of a pirate with Will? Well duh, she follows her heart and chooses Will. "So, this is the you've chosen, is it? After all, he is a blacksmith." "No. He's a pirate."―Weatherby Swann and Elizabeth Swann/Turner  
    But of course Norrington had something to say about that  "I thought we might endure some ill-conceived escape attempt, but not from you."(to Will)  "On our return to Port Royal, I granted you clemency. And this is how you thank me? By throwing in your lot with him? He's .a pirate!"(to Lizzie) "And a good man."―James NorringtonAnd Elizabeth Swann/Turner  failed escape. But she sticks to her guns and stays with Will

            And so the trio lives to pirate another day. 

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