Wednesday, August 1, 2012

"Now...what do we have here?"

Jack Sparrow has reformed and went to law school. Haha  or not!  He is merely impersonating a Judge.   Now why would he take such huge risk and appear in public?  Well his first mate Gibbs was on trial.  However there was some confusion about Gibbs' name, Gibbs: "I told 'em, I'm not Jack Sparrow, who I would be happy to identify to the court, if it would help my case." Jack: "I think that it would be a poor defense, unless you want to be bludgeoned again like a harp seal. Luckily Jack is clever and finds something to charge Gibbs with that wont get him killed or bludgeoned like a harp seal. Jack:"Shut it! [Bangs his gavel] Joshamee Gibbs. The crime of which you have been found guilty of, is of being innocent of being Jack Sparrow. I hereby commute your sentence and order that you be imprisoned for the remainder of your miserable, moribund, mutton-chopped life.  
Now it's really settled.  Jack reconnects with Gibbs by simply being a pirate. He hops on the pirate transport wagon with Gibbs they have a quick chat about Jack's plans Gibbs:"What about you, Jack? Last I heard, you were hell bent to find the Fountain of Youth. Any luck?" Jack:"Circumstances arose, and forced a compelling insight regarding discretion and valor." Gibbs:"Meaning, you gave up." Jack:"I did not! I am just as bent as ever, hellishly so. I shall taste those waters, Master Gibbs. Mark my words." Gibb's also informs Jack of the rumors swinging around the pub, Gibbs:"Then I hear a rumor. Jack Sparrow was in London, with a ship, and looking for a crew." Jack:"Am not." Gibbs:"But that's what I heard. Fact is, you're signing up men tonight, pub called Captain's Daughter."  
Oh boy, I guess Jack isn't the only one doing impersonations. Shortly after getting started they come to an abrupt halt. Completely unaware to the swarm of Officers awaiting them; Jack and Gibbs greet the fresh air. Two seconds later they notice the field of red.   Jack is whisked away to one of the King's palaces to await his punishment. Little did he know, the King actually wants to enlist Jack to help him find the Fountain of Youth.  Also making an appearance Jack's old friend and the Navy's newest recruit Captain Hector Barbossa. Looking less then spiffy powdered and in his dress blues, and shiny peg leg.  
Jack however wasn't paying any attention to the King, as his sole focus was on the nice cream puffs.  Eventually Jack Makes his move, he climbs on the table and leaps to the chandelier and swings there while gaining momentum he jumps all over the room and then makes an exit out the doors and down the hall. He is immediately followed by the King's men, he is fast on his feet and quite clever he jumped out a window and zip lined down to the street.  He scurried through the streets in and out of carriages and eventually landed aboard a coal cart grabbed the reigns from the driver and haphazardly drove spilling coal all the way. 
He jumped from the coal cart and grabbed onto a sign that happened to be for the pub in which he was supposedly hiring a crew. After a close shoot out between an officer and his father Teague. He headed in, in search of his impersonator. And let me tell ya he was in for a big surprise.

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